Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! It's a hideous monster and it's coming this way!
Boys, I can assure you there are no such things as monsters.
Oh, yeah? Look!
I'm back.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Quick, get behind me, boys and don't look her in the mol,I mean...the eyes!
Mr. Moseby.
Ms. Schiklegoobermeyger.
Actually, since you had me fired from ze Tipton organization, I've gotten married.
You're kidding!
No. My married name is Ilsa Schiklegoobermeyger Haifing Vanhelsingdekeppeloogerhoffer.
You're kidding.
That must take forever to write it on your underwear.
I have a stamp.
That isn't my only happy news.
I have become the manager of the St.Mark hotel across the street.
Oh,No!
Oh,YES!
And I will not rest until the Tipton is a parking lot and you are parking the cars.Grrr!
Mr.Moseby,that was awesome, you weren't scared at all.
Mr.Moseby?!
Hey Madie,will your try some of my cookies?
Sure.
What do you think?
Careful,if you tell him there are too many walnuts he lock his self in the bathroom and cry.
Cody these are amazing,you know girls like guys who can cook.
I helped!
Miam,these are fantastic,how much are they?
They're free.
For 5 dollars.
Hmhmhm.I'll take the whole basket.
Alright,Cody's cookies are gone make me rich.
Ahem,Ahem.
Did I say me? I meant us.
Ha,well I see our dental conventionears appreciate the sugarless gum.
Well, four out of five of them do.
Ooo,That's funny,funny.
-Hey -Oh,Ah Would you watch where you're going?
I-I'm so sorry.
No,no is my fault.
Forgive me for staring, but, your teeth-they're like perfect little pearls.
Oh, thanks. You're kinda cute yourself ...for a dentist.
I wish. My dream is to attend the Zurick Dental Institute
and make the world safe from Chronic Pariadentitis.
I don't know what you just said but it sounds so...medical.
Moseby.Yeah I just wanted to see if the Japanese ambassador has checked in yet.
Oh wait! He couldn't have because he's staying at the St. Mark.
That's impossible. He always stays here at the Tipton.
Well, it seems he heard you were having a problem with cockalockas.
That's German for COCKROACHES!
Well he must have heard that lie from the head cockalocka herself.
It's Ilsa.
You know her?
Yeah. She runs my dad's hotel across the street.
If he finds out I'm here I'll be in big trouble.
You're Todd St. Mark? I'm London Tipton My dad hates your dad.
My Dad hates your dad.
We have so much in common.
Todd!
Ah,good hiding place,it was so hard to see you behind the four foot coupie doll.
You know your father doesn't approve of your dental dream or the Tipton.
It is verboten. Come with me, marsch jetzt.
-But... -Dut,Dut,Dut
Left, left, don't look back, left, left,left.
Is it true that you two are selling unauthorised cookies in my hotel?
Nope,no truth whatsoever.
Mhm,then why is the kitchen a mess?
Ah,Mom is a slob.
I'm a what?
Job.You're doing a great job as a single Mom.I mean look at us, we're adorable.
You two are absolutely forbidden from selling unauthorised cookies in my lobby.
You could serve Cody's cookies at the Beacon Hill Ball.
You know how those society types like designer cookies.
I'll take 500.
Done.
Not done,I'm cookied out.
Zack your brother is tired.
Thanks, Mom. I don't even want to look at another stove.
What about the one in the hotel kitchen?
You mean the Samurai 5000?
With stainless steel convection ovens and computerized temperature controls?
Well, not to mention our tungsten cooling racks.
Honey, you need to rest.
Stay out of this Mom.
Ahahaha.
You were doing so well right up to the wall.
I-I've been text messaging with Todd for the past 24 hours.
Why don't you just go over to the St. Mark?
I'd never make it past Ilsa.
There is nowhere we can meet that our fathers won't find out.
Oo,this is so romantic.Oh! What you two need, is a secret romantic hideaway.
The laundry room? This is your idea of romantic?No wonder you don't get dates.
Hey it was either this or the men's room on the 3rd floor.
I love it.
Hey London,oh thank goodness you're still here.Sorry, I'm late but
I couldn't get away from Ilsa's watch dog Blitzkrie.
Is he a German Sheppard?
Doberman?
Doxie,nasty little thing.I'd fight my way through a hundred winner dogs to see you.
Oh,my hero.
Maddie,thank you so much for setting this up for us.
In a return, when I become a dentist, I'll fix that overbite.
Some people think it's...cute.
I've enjoyed out cyber conversations but it is so nice to actually be with you.
I know.Now when you tell me a joke, instead of typing L-O-L, I can actually L-O-L.
I love your L-O-L.
I love finally being alone with you.
Any machines free? I have to do my delicates.
Moseby! Where is he? I know he's here.
'He' who?
You know, 'He' who".
No, who 'He'?
My who 'He'.
What?
Oh, stop with your silly word games. Todd! He snuck out!
Oh,you've lost Todd,which by the way isn't the only think that you've lost.
It turns out that the Beacon Hill Masquerade Ball will now be held at the Tipton.
Nonsence.That ball has been held at the St. Mark for over 30 years.
Not anymore. We stole it from you.
Oh Mr.Moseby dance while you can.I don't think Mr.Tipton will be very happy
when he finds out his precious daugther is dating Todd St. Mark.
They've been in constant communication. Where are they?
I assure you I have no idea. Oh, Maddie,have you seen London and Todd?
Nope-haven't-seen-them-not-at-all- nary a sighting-see-ya!
Ok,ok.They're on...the roof.
I can't say I approve of your methods by they are effective.
Enough of the yak-yak! To the roof! Left, left,don't look back, left, left!
My doctor says I should stay away from chocolate, and younger men.
Aren't you supposed to be working?
What's your point?
I pictured this moment...differently, but, I have to tell you something.
Yes Todd!
London, I...
ILSA IS HERE!!!
...gotta go.
Nice boy. But, he doesn't say much.
He was about to.
Todd!
London!
Todd!
Maddie!
Per your father's orders, I am locking you in your room,
taking every all your communication devices und your giant plastic tooth
No, not Tommy Tooth.
Ya und Frita Floss.Let's go.
London!!
London,London look if I allowed you to see this St. Mark boy,
your father would have my head not to mention my job.
Look,I don't care. Todd!
Looondooon!
Down, Blitzkrieg! Down!
It's not a dog. It's a piranha!
I can't believe Daddy had Moseby confine me in my room.
Don't worry,you'll se Todd again someday.
Of course he'll be a dentist so you have to make an appointment.
Ahh,this is the most tragical think that's ever happend to me.
Well,you know what Shakespeare said? The course of true love never did run smooth.
Hahh???!!!
Love stinks.
Oh I know!
You...this is just so unfair, I always get everthing i want.
So,you get everything you ever wanted for Christmas?
Aha.
Everthing you want for your birthday?
...and Hanukkah.
You can't get gifts on Hanukkah. You're not Jewish.
And miss the 8 days of presents. Tshh, not this chick.
I just miss Todd , so much.
LOOONDOOOON!!!!
I mean sometimes,it's like I can hear his voice.
It's Todd with a bullhorn.
But soft!What light through yonder window breaks,
it is the east and London is the sun!
Oh,he's quoting Shakespeare.
I thought Shakespeare was your friend?!
He's a writer.Romeo and Juliet?!
In a poetic way,Todd saying that he love's you.
Ohh,Ohh ok.Tell me how to say I love you too in "Shakespeare" talk.
Ahem,my bounty is a boundless as the sea.My love as deep.
Got it.I love you too sweet cheeks.
Nice rewrite.
WHAAAT???!!!
He can't hear me.And I can't leave my room.
Maddie will you go tell him.
Sure.
Wait,i wanna give him something. What's romantical?
A lock of your hair!
Perfect!
Todd,London says she love's you and wants you to have this.
This isn't all of it,is it?
No!
Then I shall treasure it always.
Give her this.And tell her that it is but a token of my love for her.
Gotcha.
Todd says that this is a token of his love.
Oh that is so sweet.
Here give him this.And tell him diddo.
Ok.
London says , back at you.
I have to give her something better.
Yeah,can you keep it under eighty pounds?
A kiss.
Ok but I am not passing it on.
You know you're right I-It's just not the same.
Wait I got it.Tomorrow night is the Beacon Hill masquerade Ball,
get a costume and a mask sneak over and I'll have London meet you there.
That's perfect!
Oh oh , it's Blitzkrieg!
(Blitzkrieg, why are you barking?)
Ah, that is disgusting. There is a hair in the punch bowl.
Yeah, that would never happen at the St. Mark.Enjoy.
Ah, I thought I smelled a rat but, it turns out it was a mole.
What mole?
Do you own a mirror?
Come on, they've already ran out of cookies at the ball.
Boy.Those skinny rich people can really chow down.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!!
You know, I used to like this when I did it for love.
Now i'm doing it for money and... I feel dirty.
Wipe your filth off with this twenty and get back to work.
Why aren't you working? Why don't you help out and separate some eggs for me.
Done.Cooking is easy. I'll make myself a batch.
So Todd really wanted to kiss me?
No.He wanted to kiss the plant.
Why did he wanted to kiss the plant?
He doesn't! He wants to kiss you!
So Todd really wanted to kiss me?!
It's a special night, don't make me slap you.
So, which one is Todd?
The one in the mask.
Oh, that narrows it down.
OK, here's my first batch.
You baked a hockey puck. You could break a tooth on one of these.
So what, there're 200 dentists in lobby.
Yeah but when people eat a Cody's cookie they expected to melt it
in their mouth not break their bicuspids.
Todd?! You're in there?
Sorry picked a wrong nose. Not him.
I don't need anymore of your help, just keep out of my way and stay over there.
Did you just flick flower in my face?
Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't.
Well, maybe I flicked some back. And maybe I didn't.
Well,I know you didn't.'Cuz if you did, I would have done this!
And that's how you separate an egg.
Well this is how you separate a pie...from its pan.
Come back here and take this Banana Cream Pie like a man.
He wouldn't. Aa,he would.
I love the twins.
This pie throwing will stop this instant.
Mr. Moseby!!
Right after this.
Oups!
Aou!
Zack! Cody! Oh,what is going on in here.
Ho..Hehehehehe!
Yeah of course. And that I didn't see coming.
Stop,stop it,stop it!
Oh,I'll never find Todd in here.
I will never have the first kiss.
Eww!Get off me pie face.
It's me! Todd!
Todd,oh you did come.
Of course I did.I needed to tell you that I love you and do this.
It's some people get everything they want.
Happy Hanukkah London.
There're you sneak.Oh to see this Tipton.
You're father is on the phone and he vicious to speak to you.
Ya!
So I guess you gonna lock me in my room now,ha?
I'm sure that's what's your father would want.
Good.If I can't see Todd I might as well spent the rest of my life in my room.
You really like this boy,don't you?
I would love him ever if he were poor.
Really?!
Yeah!
Well in that case if you want to see Todd it's not up to me to stop you.
B-but won't you get in trouble with my father?
There's sometimes when you care about someone you have to think of them before your self.
Thanks Moseby.
That was so sweet,it makes me want to...PUKE!!!
Yeah ok Dad bye.
Bad news?
Well my Dad said I can go to dental school in Zurich.
That's great.
No,it means I'll be away from you. Which is exactly why he said it.
He'd rather have me scraping teeth than be with a Tipton.
Oh,I see.
So,I turned him down.
You did?But it's your dream.What about all those poor people with ptereodactylitis?
I'd rather have you.
Oh Todd!That's the most wonderfull thing anyone's ever done for me.
...and I won't let you do it.
What about us?
Sometimes when you care about someone you have to think of them before your self.
Ah,well it'll only take me 8 years to become a dentist,then I can see you?
Can you make it a morning appointment?
Absolutely.
That was really wonderful London.
Maddie,that Romeo and Juliet book has happy ending,right?
Yeah.
(Noo)
Cody, don't you have something to say to your brother?
I'm sorry I flicked flower in your face.
Zack?
I'm sorry you're my brother.
Zack!
I'm sorry I worked you like a pack mule. I was just thinking of the money.
Lots and lots of money, bagloads of money.
Zack!
Sorry.
It's ok that you wanted to make money off my cookies.
But I just need time to make them just right.
And 75% of the profits.
40%!
50%!
Done!
Ok but I get 10% of both your cuts.
Done!
It's not worth it.